October 21, 2014 By
October 19, 2014 By
Old people seh when yuh live in a glass house yuh musn’t pelt people pun de road. Old people also seh that knock got knock back. Plus old people seh when yuh do evil tings, yuh musbe ready fuh de consequences.
These days it gotta lotta people who ain’t ready to face de consequences of de evil tings whah dem doin. Whah is de most hutful part is that some of de evildoers ain’t even know whah de consequences gon be yet.
But whole country done know that it gon have consequences. And that dem kinda consequences does be both severe and several. ‘Severe’ meaning that it ain’t gon be easy and ‘several’ meaning de number of years.
And de ‘years’ part is whah got dem losin sleep over, even though dem drinkin sleepin tablet and runnin to read other people paper early morning. As old people also seh, whah miss yuh nah go pass yuh.
A man de other day thief in Better Hope. He run away to Plaisance hopin fuh better. But de Pullice had better hope than he, so when dem ketch he, dem throw he in de only place whah was better fuh he at Sparendaam. Now he beggin fuh better and he hopin fuh better. But he bound to get some better years.
It got people who miss a lotta years in de past. Dem miss it by de skin of dem teeth, but teeth don’t keep that kinda skin fuh long. Is simply because whah ever is done in secret does come to light some day. And whah ever is done outta Guyana does still come back to Guyana.
It also got some people who does like to call people all kinda names and use all kinda words to describe other people. But when dem get back word in dem a**, dem does can’t tek it. Mosta dem is on de fringe and behavin like dem on de fringe, but when yuh call dem fringe dem vex.
Ting-a-ling-a-ling…friend tell friend…mattie tell mattie! Just keep lookin out fuh de fringes!
October 17, 2014 By
Since Lalloo getta lil lawyer wuk, he tink he is big boy. Well, he is a old boy a long time now, but he tink he a big boy wheh de lawyer wuk concern. He never used to get any lawyer wuk and he had seh he woulda do all he lawyer wuk fuh free.
But even then he still never used to get any wuk. Well, now that he getta lil bit lawyer wuk wid some other old boys, he actually tink he can lime wid dem big lawyer boys who is real big lawyers.
In de fuss place, Lalloo used to tink that because he coulda tell a good lie, that woulda mek he into a good lawyer. He tek long to realise that all lawyers does be good liars, but that ain’t mean that all liars can be good lawyers.
Indeed, when yuh talk bout lyin, Lalloo way up deh among de top liars. Lalloo does mek “King Liar” look like stupidness. People does tink Lalloo stupiddy, and most of de times dem right, but not wheh lyin concern. And that ain’t no lie.
Well, talk bout liars and lawyers, eight lawyers turn up to represent one man de other day. It could be a sign that is how much that one man friken jail. Somebody seh he like whah he gon get in jail, but he just don’t want it in jail.
And to tink that none of dem eight lawyers turn up fuh a lil boy who was beggin fuh a lawyer to fight another lawyer, who look like a liar, is a clear indication of de art of lyin as a lawyer. Lalloo ain’t reach that stage, but Ron done run past that stage.
As soon as de lil boy talk out he mind, Ron had start to run from de Bar. But when a real lawyer who name Peter Hugh tek up de matter, suddenly Ron run back and seh he coulda tek de wuk.
Ting-a-ling-a-ling…friend tell friend…mattie tell mattie! Talk bout another King Liar!
October 16, 2014 By
People does use plaster to cover a sore. But is still a sore. Even when de sore heal up, de mark does still leff. In fact, it does stay deh fuh life pun some people. And especially when de sore big, it does be hard to cover up.
And talkin bout cover up, it got plenty people wid sore in Guyana which can never cover up. Nuff a dem is sore fuh life. No matter how much plaster yuh put pun dem, dem gon still be sore fuh life. But de plaster does tek plenty different form to cover up.
Some does write letter to de press to cover up. Some does go on Tee-Vee to cover up. Some does write columns to cover up. Plus getta article in de same newspaper on de same day on de same topic to cover up. If yuh doubt call Hannah at de Stabber.
One of dem try a gag order de other day to cover up. He name Uncle Rafeel. He been tryin to cover up a long time. Even when people tell Uncle Rafeel to look after he sore, he ain’t tek dem on to cover up.
Yet Uncle Rafeel turn round and blame dem to cover up. Was then when de lil boy turn round and seh Uncle Rafeel like this turn round ting a long time now. It musbe that Uncle Rafeel ain’t got any feelins even though de sore still deh bout.
He only had feelins when he used to tek money and buy plenty nice tings. That was another plaster whah he try a long time now to cover up. But plaster does only last fuh a certain time. That is why old people seh yuh can fool people some of de time, but not all people all of de time.
Ting-a-ling-a-ling…friend tell friend…mattie tell mattie! Another man wid plenty sore tryin to cover up. He tink he got plaster fuh every sore. From front page comment to front page photo. That’s a lotta cover up. But is also a lotta sore to cover up!
October 15, 2014 By
Guyana gotta lotta wuk, but still some people ain’t gettin wuk. That is because some people just don’t like wuk. Other people don’t like hard wuk, but dem like easy wuk. Some don’t turn up fuh wuk. Some does turn up to wuk and don’t wuk. In this country, that just can’t wuk.
Rum Jhaat and Green Jah want de Prezzi wuk. Rum Jhaat and Green Jah can’t even do dem own wuk, but yet dem want de Prezzi wuk. So Prezzi end up wid he own wuk, plus he got to help out wid Green Jah and Rum Jhaat wuk.
Even some of de Prezzi ministers and other Guvament people don’t do dem wuk. So poor Prezzi got to also chip in wid dem wuk. That is why Prezzi get so fine now. Is simply because he doin too mucha wuk, since he leff wid every body wuk.
Green Jah can’t even do Linden wuk, and yet he want de whole of de country wuk. He try to shack out de Kiss Woman pun she Linden party wuk. After that, he even bring in he own people to do she wuk.
But de Kiss Woman is a strong woman who accustom to hard wuk. That is why Oscar de bite man couldn’ta handle she wuk. But she don’t allow any body to get she wuk up. So de Kiss Woman open she mouth and tell Green Jah to kiss she a** and keep he wuk.
Now de Kiss Woman used to damn well get up and do she wuk. So now is no wonder de Linden people fightin fuh she keep she wuk. And dem tell off Green Jah that he should leff de party wuk.
Rum Jhaat on de other hand ain’t able wid he own lil party wuk, but he fightin fuh de whole Guvament wuk. But de whole country know that Rum Jhaat can’t wuk, except to do a lotta wrong wuk.
Ting-a-ling-a-ling…friend tell friend…mattie tell mattie! Well, finally Lalloo get some lawyer wuk after de Paper Man was tryin to block de Tax Man wuk.
October 13, 2014 By
Old people seh whah ever yuh don’t want fuh yuh self, yuh must never wish de same ting fuh other people. And when yuh know yuh doin wicked tings, yuh must never run yuh mouth bout other people who yuh tink doin de same wickedness like whah yuh doin.
Is like Rum Jhaat, de a** man, who get ketch red hand wid de Feathers people. Yet he callin other people thief. He even turn round and bad talk de same ting whah he wanna mek money from, just because Feathers ain’t get it.
Is like Nagga Man, de donkey man, who get ketch with NICIL money. Yet he turn round and bad talk all the wuk whah NICIL doin. Old people also seh when yuh behave like that, yuh is a snitch. And it got nuff snitches around GT who gettin ketch red-handed.
Is like NoGel Hugly who does talk like no body ever tek off he pants, not counting de Kitty Cat. But is only when de story buss out wid Sight Globe and de school building that he get ketch red handed. This is a man who gettin ketch red handed all thru he life going back to the tape whah he thief at Buxton.
Old people also seh when yuh live in a glass house yuh must never pelt no body. And right now a lotta people tryin to hide, and dem deh in glass house.
In fact, right now a big man tryin to hide behind eight lawyers at one time. Yet, de other day a Lil Boy couldn’t get not even one lawyer to represent he. De Lil Boy beg and plead and still no lawyer ain’t stand up.
Every body know Joe de Hard Mouth, Lalloo and Rum Jhaat can’t stand up, but whah happen wid de rest is any body’s guess. Although Ron was runnin, he seh he was ready. But Ron only run he mouth and seh so when de Lil Boy done get somebody.
Ting-a-ling-a-ling…friend tell friend…mattie tell mattie! So it look like he too can’t stand up!
October 13, 2014 By
Green Jah is a old soldier now, but he used to be a big time Harmy man once upon a time. In dem once upon a time days, Green Jah was so big that he was involve in a lotta big tings wit a lotta big people.
When ever de big bad Burnt Ham had want any ting (any any ting and every every ting) done, he used to call de big Green Jah. Once de big bad Burnt Ham call a Harmy man to do any ting, that man bound to get even bigger.
So that is de (w)hole story behind Green Jah and how he move from behind every ting and every body to in front every ting and every body. By then Green Jah had turn into a real biggity Harmy man.
Green Jah was very very big in de Harmy when Dr Rodney was by de Camp Street prison, which is wheh a lotta Pee-N-See people should end up after that day. After Rodney disappear, Green Jah was so big, Burnt Ham had to call he to mek another man disappear to another Guiana.
Dem times was when Green Jah coulda just whistle and 10 men, not countin women, woulda suddenly appear around he, all wid guns. That is how big Green Jah was. And before de whistle, five men, not countin women, used to done be around he, all wid guns. That is how big Green Jah was.
Mouth open and story jump out at de Rodney See-O-I and is then de people understand how really big Green Jah was. Dem guns whah dem fellas used to appear wid around Green Jah used to disappear.
Nowadays Green Jah tink he so big that he mek dem Linden people had to disappear when he con dem at Con Gress Place de other day. He tink he so big that he think he coulda go to Linden and mek dem re-appear.
Ting-a-ling-a-ling…friend tell friend…mattie tell mattie! De only problem was when dem re-appear, Green Jah had to disappear. And is never easy to mek a big ting disappear!
October 11, 2014 By
Guyana is de land of plenty water and right now Peter’s Hall and Providence gotta lotta flood water. Is water, water every where in de whole area, but it ain’t got much to drink right now because even G-W-High water not high enough. So right now G-W-High water under water.
If that had been a koker in Region Two, Region Three, or Region Five, or Region Six, yuh woulda hear a lotta people mouth that de Guvament ain’t doing nutten. Yuh woulda hear some ting every day from every Tom, Dick and Harry, which is de equivalent of Harmon, Rum Jhaat and Greenidge.
De only problem deh is that Rum Jhaat and Dick don’t go together. Not because he ain’t got any, but simply because, according to one of dem lil gyal by de court, it don’t wuk. That is quite unlike Uncle Rafeel, who is a gag man. If yuh doubt that, just ask Bencock, who is a hush man
But Harmon, Rum Jhaat and Greenidge does got to seh some ting bout every ting. And don’t fuhget Lalloo, Nagga Man, and de one who last name first four letters rhyme wid fool. Gool cut and run from dem Transparency people because he not transparent, but somehow he mouth still runnin. Mouth worries does come to mind when yuh hear dem talk.
But just because this time is Region Four, all of them shut dem traps and stay quiet. Old people seh talk is cheap and yuh must never go after yuh own. Well FLOPNU and KFC followin this old people rule to the very last letter.
That is why people does seh Rum Jhaat and Green Jah is two-face politicians. Two-face people does see whah dem want to see and turn blind when dem want to be blind, although some body seh Rum Jhaat blind all de time, except when is time to see dem flattie.
Ting-a-ling-a-ling…friend tell friend…mattie tell mattie! And wid Nagga Man not knowin whah de hell he can bring to he party, is de blind leadin de blind!
October 10, 2014 By
Wuk can’t done in this country. Every where yuh look is wuk. It got hard wuk and it got easy wuk. Green Ham got hard wuk to clean up GT de s*ity city. But he leff hard wuk and tek easy wuk to drive around de s*ity city every day whole day.
De Guvament come and mek de hard wuk whah Green Ham can’t do look easy. But now dem got hard wuk to deal wid Green Ham and de other Green. Dem two Green so dutty that it gon be a real hard wuk to clean dem up. No body ain’t want that wuk.
De public servants got wuk, but dem ain’t wanna wuk. Is only dem public servants mouth does wuk. De Hope Canal project still can’t done because it got wuk, but de wuk men can’t do de wuk. De Peters Hall koker bruk because de Region Four people ain’t doin dem wuk. Now every body in de area got nuff wuk.
It got two wuk that got nuff problems and no body ain’t want dem in de whole country. No matter how much yuh pay fuh de wuk, dem ain’t tekkin de wuk. One is de leader wuk fuh de KFC.
With Rum Jhaat in that wuk is just like nobody ain’t deh in that wuk. That is de first wuk that got some body, but yet is like if dem ain’t got no body. So de conclusion is that Rum Jhaat = no body. And no body = no good. And some people does put a “f” word between de “no” and de “good”.
De other wuk that got problems is email hack wuk. Paper Man had to look all de way in Barbados fuh a man who could do email hack wuk. But any body who tek email hack wuk gon end up in jail like de Paper Man who payin fuh de hack wuk.
Ting-a-ling-a-ling…friend tell friend…mattie tell mattie! That is wheh a different kinda wuk gon start. And word is that Paper Man like that kinda wuk!
October 9, 2014 By